FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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