If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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