fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My feet surprised me
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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