hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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