He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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