i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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