Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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