She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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