That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he wants to bone in the snuggie
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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