My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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