i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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