It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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