A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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