He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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