I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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