Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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