I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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