Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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