So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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