he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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