maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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