he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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