i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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