DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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