i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I have fence marks all over my body
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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