if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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