why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
