I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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