I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my being single is dangerous.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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