New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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