I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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