dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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