doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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