please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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