Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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