I wish I could punch you in the face.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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