did you get engaged???
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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