scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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