I accidentally burped into my bong.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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