i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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