You really coming over, don't trick.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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