spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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