Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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