These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You were trust falling into bushes
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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