On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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