those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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