absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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