Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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