We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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