My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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