i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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