I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm too high and old for this...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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