He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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