i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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