i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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