He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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