your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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