Christians are straight up FREAKS
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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