I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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